The great roommate hunt

So, finding a place to live is proving to be a rather sticky wicket. I’ve been looking at shared housing the past two weeks or so, figured it would be cheaper. So I looked at Craig’s list, and a few other sites. What have I learned from all this searching? People are looking for female roommates, people who are cooler than me or make more money than me. There are so many good housing opportunities out there, it’s kind of frustrating to not be able to get into one of them. So… What’s the plan you, well not you, but me pretending to be you, ask? I pretend to be a woman! Hell it worked for Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari. I figure it would work like this:
Step 1) I have long hair, I just need to style it a bit.
Step 2) Fake breasts(Stuffed bra), and a few dresses (Note to self, shave legs)
Step 3) Profit!

Or I could just keep writing to people and hope someone lets me in off the street.

In other, non-living situation/cross-dressing news, the East coast is not underwater yet, thus saving Bigfoot from an untimely end which he’s so far avoided like the dwellers of this cave which have been there since humans evolved like the apes at the start of 2001: A Space odyssey which is referenced in the Toynbee Tiles which have not been found in Portland, Oregon where I am currently looking for a place to live. Thus the circle of pointless links is complete.

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