Back when I lived in NJ, I never got sick… ever. I think between the ages of 7 and 25 I vomited once, and maybe got one cold. In the past two months I’ve gotten some kind of stomach death like three times. That’s complete and utter bullshit if you ask me… Which you didn’t, so I’ll stop complaining now.

And I would like to take this opportunity to wish a very happy Day Of The Ninja to all you shuriken welding freaks out there.