Episode 281 – Mysterioso Pizzicato, an exploration of live-show failure

Hey guys, welcome to episode 281. Before I even begin to tell you about the episode let me break the important news: I finally found that stupid musical cue I’ve been looking for! I’ve talked about it on the show a million times…. The sneaky cartoon thief music, remember? I mean, this has been years in the making, and finally Atlas Obscura writes an article on it! Praise! Praise! Praise Atlas Obscura!

On tonight’s episode Alexx discussed his newest short story release; discusses possible Oscar winners; his binge watching of The Clone Wars cartoon; a story about how few silent films we still have; a talk about the strange back-story of the “missing” Princess Bride chapters/sequels/etc…; and we update the audience on the Ouija reading from the previous episode- hint: it turns out the mysterious world of the Ouija remains mysterious. Enjoy!

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Links:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-the-quintessential-villains-melody-snuck-into-the-popular-consciousness
https://www.sportsbettingdime.com/news/entertainment-props/oscars-odds-2017-will-diversity-win-the-day/
http://www.silentera.com/lost/index.html
http://splitsider.com/2012/01/the-princess-bride-letters/
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Episode 278 – BMO, tarot, and listener questions

Hi. Tonight’s show consists of Alexx talking about a new tarot deck; the downsides of being tall; the downsides of having Trump-like fingers; disinterest in travel; and probably some more crap. Enjoy!

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Episode 276 – Shout-outs and end of year nonsense

In this week’s installment, Alexx answers user questions about NYPD uniform code; the books you need to read if you’re a young European girl; and tried out some new equipment.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/sikh-community-very-proud-nypd-cops-can-sport-beards-turbans-for-religious-purposes-171650347.html

 

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Episode 275 – Christmas-based rambling and listener questions

Tonight Alexx talks about Christmas; forgets lots of lyrics; ponders alien abduction; and probably does a lot more but I’m in a rush and don’t have the time to properly notate the episode.
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Links:

http://mentalfloss.com/article/89603/listen-cheery-holiday-song-written-ai-program
http://mentalfloss.com/article/54325/original-reviews-10-classic-christmas-movies
http://mentalfloss.com/article/90124/finish-christmas-song
https://www.reddit.com/r/alexxcast/comments/5eie59/the_official_what_should_alexx_talk_about_thread/

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Episode 274 – Space poop, tendon-based genocide, and the Westworld finale

Hello my little sex robots, and welcome to episode 274. Tonight we sit down in Echo Chamber Studio to discuss some pretty serious topics. Discussed: Space poop issues; how your forearm tendon may spell your doom; and a breakdown of the finale of HBO’s Westworld.

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Episode 273 – Hey look, John C. Meyers is on the show

Good evening my darling Knights of Ren. Tonight John C. Meyers steps into the studio to face the ultimate challenge: continued friendship with this show. We discussed Star Wars: Rogue One theories; detailed an improvement plan for DC movies; hand-stitched some lovely sayings on our panties; and, of course, Westworld talk. Enjoy!

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Episode 272 – Alexx’s zombie sex cult, and holiday survival tips

Hey guys, welcome to episode 272! Tonight Alexx takes up the task of answering the hard-hitting questions plaguing mankind. With that in mind, we discuss, Alexx’s plan for a zombie survival sex cult; how to navigate racist relatives; and awkward listener interactions. Also,  Alexx debuts a new short story; a new Reddit “What should Alexx talk about thread;” a new website; and a new Facebook page.

Please make sure to click Alexx’s Amazon link before shopping on Amazon!

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Episode 271 – Leonard Cohen songs

Tonight Alexx talks about Leonard Cohen a bit then plays some songs. This is depressing and you shouldn’t listen to it.

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Episode 270 – Ingestion of the hot dog self

Hello and welcome to episode 270! Tonight Alexx answers listener questions about eating his hot dog self; proper prostitute drop-off etiquette; Fig Newtons and their bastard kin; and much, much more. Enjoy!

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Episode 268 – Halloween, tarot, and a short story

Welcome to Episode 268! Tonight we discuss applying psychedelics to vaginas; vandalizing stuff on the night before Halloween; Alexx gives a tarot reading, and reads the second part of his short story “The Theravada Machine.”

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http://dailygrail.com/features/witches-brews

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